Food Fight

     An Arizona couple called 911 this past December, in a recently-opened McDonald's. Michael and Nova Smith were pushed to the limit and didn't know what else to do! What was the problem? They ordered breakfast via the drive-thru and the hash browns were missing!
     Okay, there's more to the story. They went inside to complain and didn't get a good or fast enough response. So Nova threw the bag full of food at one of the employees and it hit his arm. And, since the manager would not give them their money back, Michael decided to dial 911. But a customer and an employee also called at the same time. What a mess!     
     When the police did arrive, the only people in trouble were the hot-headed couple. They were charged with assault and disorderly conduct. Now, I understand the disorderly conduct charge, but assault? Seriously? Maybe throwing a fit like a little kid, but assault? That is the first time I heard of someone assaulting somebody else with a sandwich! But to be fair, the English muffin breakfast sandwiches do tend to be harder than the other sandwiches. 

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