This "religion" describes heaven as a stripper factory and as a place with a beer volcano. It says that the Flying Spaghetti Monster invented the lawn sprinkler and other nonsense! Give me a break! Only in America would this be called a religion. Anyone may become ordained for a $25 fee. Once ordained, the minister's card says they now can exercise their duties to preside over "marriages, baptisms, giving last rites, and casting out false prophets". This isn't right. It's more than foolish. It's idiotic. It's not a religion and should not be counted as one! What has America come to?!
What's next? Footballism? You know, where they have to wear helmets all the time. Or Astronautism, where members have to wear full astronaut gear to live. What about Nixon-cultism? Members have to constantly wear a Richard Nixon mask! And don't forget Loserism, where members wear a paper bag over their heads everywhere they go. Do you see my point? Stop the madness!!